Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

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           ”I didn’t hear anything.” She
            did.  
“Even if I had, it wouldn’t
            have been anything important.”
            It was.  "I swear.”  She’s a 
            terrible liar.

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             ’‘So you did hear something.
              No matter how insignificant
              you think it is,it could help us
              figure this out.So I will ask
              again.What did you hear?“

  1. knowhowtofakeit reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    She’s really got to learn how to lie better. It’s biting her in the ass. Figuratively of course. “I–it doesn’t all make...
  2. sheriffdilf reblogged this from knowhowtofakeit and added:
    ’‘So you did hear something. No matter how insignificant you think it is,it could help us figure this out.So I will ask...