Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

So the mun had 11 shots of various drinks and a big glass of vodka last night [ and paid for nothing cuz swag ]. When the mun got home that happened 

Me: AYYYYY DAD -hugs-

Dad : You are so drunk.

Dad: On the bright side,you got drunk in our bar

Me : -starts singing- Always look on the briiiiiiiiight side of liiife

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