Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

ofsirenwails:

the graphic sucks and i am well aware of this but i just wanted to show you little cuties how brill and amazing you are and thank you for making me reach like 128 followers in just three days? you guys are amazing so thank you so much and stay awesome!

   “ okay here are the total babes.

        — trxnsferred

aimee is the bomb diggity like, everything about her is so great and she’s easily said one of the best people ever lbr. her liam is so on point and she needs to join the ‘of’ club very soon or i will fly over there on magical fairy dust and assassinate her with a thermo wire myself ok. i scream whenever i know she’s online because i know i’ll enjoy some a+ liam ass so there we go.

        — nothisbeta

another quality liam ok my little evrim is2fg this girl is an angel sent from heaven i love her so much and i have been roleplaying with her for a long time and she’s like my best friend so yay!!! she’s the best of the best and her, too, you need to go follow because important; veeeery important person to me thank!!!

        — sourxbeta

my canon derek and absolute cutie okay she’s so adorable and i love her and she’s fab okay ily :* i’ve been admiring her from afar and idk but she’s just the best person bc she finds me quality but i’m like, not???? so we don’t agree on things and that’s a given but hey, she’s perf go there :*

        — notgonnaparrish

my neighbour and absolute german cutie okay you’re a pumpkin and i aM A LIAR BECAUSE I SUCK OKAY I KNOW love me but anyway, we all know parrish’ first name now which is jordan and totally hip and fab #yolo but you’re so *-* i just your deputy is i cry okay you’re an angel

        — invxlved

MY GARHAT okay sara is fabbity fab and none can argue with me because i won’t have it mkay i just garrett is badass and i love him but also kinda hate him so there we go it’s a love/hate relationship with me and sara but we’re cool so it’s k it’s all bseder and we still need to start things but we’ll get there, first off some ooc bonding i dig this

        — batsandregrets

gotta admit i was so intimidated by you and even though we don’t roleplay, you’re still a babe for hating stalia along with me man i love you and i’d just love for stiles and lydia to have a thing like a bromance best thing and just it’d be cute and they could cuddle but that’s never gonna happen considering i live in loserville and you’re up on mount olympus with all of the gods ok i sUCK

   “ this is for all the fab people i rp with stay cool (the cooliest are bolded).

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   “ people i totally stalk.

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