Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

yourbatmxn:

Lindsay/Stiles is very, very confused.

Nothing you could possibly say will make me understand why you’re all here. Literally, what the actual duck fuck? I had made this account a while ago, but thanks to life and my fucking she-demon of a stepmother I went on a very, very long hiatus. Let me tell you a thing: it sucked. And then here’s where it got funny——— I then forgot all my login information because I’m a spastic, forgetful, loser. Anyway, I just graduated, turned into an adult-y thing, and now I can do whatever the hell I want. Oh, and I remembered my password yippee for me. The craziest part??? After being gone for almost a year, I still came back to like 300 followers who refused to let me go. AND HOLY FUCKBALLS I’VE MET SO MANY NEW AWESOME PEOPLE AND I JUST GOTTA CONFESS MY LOVE OKAY? OKAY. tfios tho

my main hoes (people who I know so well it's stupid)

werecoyotemalia: Everyone, this is Kate. Kate is my main hoe. I’m sorry to make y’all feel majorly inadequate, but I’ve known Kate before any of you. For reals. I swear we’re coming up on three years, or something. SHE MADE THIS GRAPHIC OKAY. LOOK AT IT IN ALL OF IT’S GLORY. I love you Kate. Really, I do. Let’s get married even though we’re straight.

slippingintoacomabored: Emmy. I don’t even know what to say about you. SERIOUSLY. Dis bitch right here messaged me every so often while I was on my forced hiatus, and the first message I came back to when I got back was “hi ily” and basically I love her. And she loves me. And we are the Stydia. Stydia is our lifeblood.

ididthereading: HAH. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH SOPHIE. HAH. There are so many things I could say about you, but ding dang I’m trying to keep this short. You’re my bae. And also, where the hell has your face been on my Snapchat? I also wanted to tell you that I got a Batman bra. Anywhoozles, I love you. I love Annie. I just adfgsgfjhg any thread with you is amazeballs and wondertastic.

@venetrixargent: CHARLIE. I just love you to infinity and beyond, K? I will never forget the RPG. PS— if you want back in with the crew KC, Aly, Bree, and I are all in an rpg rn. :P 

scottmchungup: Kayla, you fart face. This chick was my first (and best Scott) I ever interacted with in an RPG. And now here she is getting all da bitchez. I just— she’s gr9 and deserves follow after follow. We need more interactions MOTHER OF GOD.

people who probably don't know I stalk them as much as I do

lilmisslydiamartin: Betcha didn’t see that comin’ not

devilinhale: I stalk your threads and you’re koala-tea.

botchedbite: You’re amazing, and just yup. *awkward flails everywhere*

letstortureher & liamsxdunbar: I’m 99.9% sure you’re the same mun…if i’m wrong you retain the right to kill me in my sleep. Also, ily. asdfghj

sheriffdilf:  fucking cant with your URL and just everything about everything.

ly-martin: What even are you? You flawless thing, you.

xinitium: Oh yeah, I stalk you too.

maliathewild: And you. I also stalk you.

iusedtobeaverage: You are just. WOW. ily. K BYE.

protegam: I think I might stalk you the most tbh.

bornofash: I stalk you as well. Omfg I’m so creepy.

xkiritsune: y r u so g00d @ Kira? Wow, I’m sorry, you’re just amazeballs.

warriorwithabow: You’re hella awesome & I’m so glad we have a thread cuz yeah.

sethxstilinski: like actually the best Stilinski oc in existence.

macysandmolotovcocktails: I don’t think we’ve actually interacted, but we need to.

redheadedscreams: Hullo, Lydia? Is that you in there?

idontneedawarrant: Fucking agent mccall fuckity fuck fuck

notgonnaparrish: This one is almost a joke because for some reason I can’t explain I am in love with Parrish. He’s so fucking hot omfg *FAN GIRLS* I SHIP MARRISH LIKE FUCK ME. Which translated to my stalking this blog.

AND A WHOLE POOP BUCKET MORE PEOPLE THAT I PROBABLY FORGOT TO NAME AND OMFG IF I MISSED YOU IM SORRY I STILL LOVE YOU BUT WOW THIS TOOK 900 YEARS TO MAKE. LITERALLY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME IDGI??????
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