“AS IF THAT IS POSSIBLE, OLD MAN.
YOU’RE TWO FEET IN THE GRAVE ALREADY.
I MIGHT BE UNFIT, BUT DON’T YOU THINK I
DON’T NOTICE YOUR PUG-LIKE WHEEZING
AFTER WALKING UP THE STAIRS.”
’‘UNFIT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT ACCORDING TO COUCH. PLEASE I AM TOUGHER THAN A BULL.
DID YOU MISTAKE THAT NOISE WITH THE NOISE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU GET OFF THE COUCH?”
#thanksxmom #FLOLGA #SOUNDS LIKE A BOOTIFUL FLOWER #THAT IF U SMELL IT U DIE #omg gurl take yo time i dun mind