Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

In which papa is having a heart attack after confessing his love for james who confessed that he is fucking stiles

[12:03:20 πμ] drive me to eichen house: -can’t stop dying-
[12:04:06 πμ] manduckuelito cullen: -tries everything-
[12:04:58 πμ] drive me to eichen house: -does he try giving him a kiss? maybe he is the modern sleeping booty-i mean beauty-
[12:05:12 πμ] manduckuelito cullen: -…-
[12:05:16 πμ] manduckuelito cullen: -on the forehead-
[12:05:41 πμ] drive me to eichen house: -it doesn’t work like dat u brick-
[12:06:26 πμ] manduckuelito cullen: -how does it-
[12:07:00 πμ] drive me to eichen house: -just a kiss on his lips in the moonliiiiiiiiiiiiight. just a touch and the fire burning so briiiiiiiiiiiiiight-

  1. notgonnaparrish said: I never said the word fuck ever, that was you!
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