Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

Open to stiles

thanksxmom:

sheriffdilf:

“No, dad, it’s fine.”

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“They’re good memories.
I guess… I don’t even know.”

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’‘No this is my fault. I didn’t think this through”

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“I thought it’d be funny..”

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  1. batsandregrets reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Oh, great. Way to go, Stiles. "No— Dad! Wait. I liked it, okay? Those were good times. And good memories. Thanks for...
  2. shatteredstiles reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    ❝ okay. fine. i deserved that. very good, dad. ❞ ❝ so – your definition of payback is dress yourself of dinosaur? ❞
  3. alwaysfiguresitout-archive reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Stiles could heard his Dad stumbling down the hallway and yelling. He arched his eyebrows in confusion before laughing...
  4. shroudedheart reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “You asked for this. —-Also I know you don’t like my outfit, so I left that part out.”
  5. phoenixfidelity reblogged this from alwaysfiguresitout-archive
  6. xdesarcasme-blog reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “What, dad?” “—— Oh, god, Dad. Please don’t!”