Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

Open to stiles

batsandregrets:

sheriffdilf:

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          “Yeah, I remember being excited about Dino-man..
                        when I was five years old, Dad. I’m seventeen now.
                 Not so excited about dinos anymore. Hate to break it to you.”

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             ❝ But I thought you’d laugh and be happy
                     Because of the memories of the good times.
              I - I will just go change..❞

  1. batsandregrets reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Oh, great. Way to go, Stiles. "No— Dad! Wait. I liked it, okay? Those were good times. And good memories. Thanks for...
  2. shatteredstiles reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    ❝ okay. fine. i deserved that. very good, dad. ❞ ❝ so – your definition of payback is dress yourself of dinosaur? ❞
  3. alwaysfiguresitout-archive reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Stiles could heard his Dad stumbling down the hallway and yelling. He arched his eyebrows in confusion before laughing...
  4. shroudedheart reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “You asked for this. —-Also I know you don’t like my outfit, so I left that part out.”
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  6. xdesarcasme-blog reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “What, dad?” “—— Oh, god, Dad. Please don’t!”