Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

quaesxtor:

sheriffdilf:

“Sorry, dad. If it’s any consolation,
 nobody’s dead.”

                           [         yet.]

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’‘Isn’t it great that this is my only consolation lately?
I just want to go back to the days of hunting criminals
not supernatural creatures that threaten to kill the whole town.

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