Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

Open to stiles

alwaysfiguresitout:

sheriffdilf:

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    He needed to hide. Oh god, where could he hide from mr. dinosaur?  ”Okay!” He called out, hoping to sound farther away than he was.

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       He saw Stiles trying to run away from him.Of course that didn’t stop him.He roared and chased him.“Mr Dinisaur is going to get you!”

  1. batsandregrets reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Oh, great. Way to go, Stiles. "No— Dad! Wait. I liked it, okay? Those were good times. And good memories. Thanks for...
  2. shatteredstiles reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    ❝ okay. fine. i deserved that. very good, dad. ❞ ❝ so – your definition of payback is dress yourself of dinosaur? ❞
  3. alwaysfiguresitout-archive reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    Stiles could heard his Dad stumbling down the hallway and yelling. He arched his eyebrows in confusion before laughing...
  4. shroudedheart reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “You asked for this. —-Also I know you don’t like my outfit, so I left that part out.”
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  6. xdesarcasme-blog reblogged this from sheriffdilf and added:
    “What, dad?” “—— Oh, god, Dad. Please don’t!”