Sheriff
DILF
If you were to write a story
with me in the lead role,
it would certainly be a tragedy.

selflesspage:

150+ FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY 

Hi friends I know no one reads this part so I will keep it short .I’ve had my beautiful slightly dysfunctional Karen for a little over a two weeks and I already have 150+ of you which warms up my heart.Thank you so much for loving my Karen.

THE LAW

  • Must be following me ,don’t unfollow after that’s rude man
  • ALL FANDOMS ARE WELCOMED
  • Reblogs ONLY -as many times as you wish- ( to spread the word,ya feel me?)
  • no likes will count
  • this post must reach 20 notes for the giveaway to happen

THE REWARDS

  • 1 person will get 100 icons of their choice,3 color bg icons and 10 gif icons
  • 2 people will get 50 icons of their choice,3 color bg icons and 10 gif icons
  • 3 people will get 20 icons,20 gif icons of their choice and 3 color bg icons
  • 5 people will get 20 gif icons of their choice and 3 color bg icons
  • Everyone will get my endless love ( aka me creeping in your blog,send you memes or ask you to plot etc)

EXAMPLES

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selflesspage:

              I look around and I just can’t see a city anymore

                                                    Independent Marvel Roleplay
                                                        Semi selective & private

                                                 Home II Ask II Rules

lcsthuman:

& DAD.

The jacket smelt of his father and the scent comforted him. He took the hand offered to him and stuck close to his father. There was probably a reason why he’d ended up in the woods but for now he’d ignore it.

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“You mean it consists of healthy food? I’m watching out for you. Your heart will thank me one day. But yeah. I’m starving.”

❛ You’re lucky I don’t feel like bickering tonight.      So McDonald’s? 

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He might have acted as if the whole incident was past them but he was definitely faking it.John would not let it go that easily.He was going to find out what was happening to his son

voidxd:

Hey guys! So we are quickly closing to this blog being ONE YEAR OLD! and I have just gotten 400 followers. Many of which are great, have provided fun laughter and intense plots. Others have been mutuals or followers that have supported my crap and reblogged some of my photo’s. 

So to celebrate the occasion, I’m doing a giveaway. The rules are simple, reblog the post with #voidxdgiveaway in the tags if you want to be entered,and I will create another post outlining those who are involved, in which that post is where you can reblog as many times as you want and you will be entered for a chance to win one of three spots. The number one winner will get a promo picture, 50 icons of their choosing, and 3 banners for their blog. The number 2 spot will get 30 icons and 1 banner. The number 3 spot will get a promo. 

Follow Forever~! 

people I’ve been recently acquainted to

@ua-briain : Is an absolute sweetheart and I’m so glad I’ve met you and been able to make you a friend. You’re honestly such a great person and though it’s only been a day or two, I look forward to our future friendship if any at all. 

@cauqhtdead : is a really great stiles and you should follow them! Also they’re great to plot with!

@nikolaistilinski : has been somebody I’ve been speaking to for awhile but have only recently been acquainted with. Our threads our great and their muse is pretty cool and they’re one of my favorite OC’s! 

@sleeping-alpha : Micky is basically my mom is pretty great and I love talking to her and we have all this common ground and w o w what a hotty everybody love on Micky

@schimaere : #wtf they are so quality#whytf do they talk to me #what did i do to deserve such a quality blog to thread with

My Forever Faves

@argentsacrifice : Cookie is my husband and he doesn’t know how to make his own sandwiches but i mean, he’s also a pretty mean Allison Argent so go love this bad bitch. (All joking aside: i love cookie and he’s great and he does look out for me and care for me u.u) 

@caxineadh : is just so wonderful and sweet and her lydia is pretty great

@shexhowls : OKAY BUT GUYS their sass together is great and I love them and w o w okay I love them v v much 

@scoutfxnch : all of our interactions are just so fun and quirky and seriously who would ever throw Scout Finch and Stiles Stilinski together. You’re also such a sweet person that I love

@ofvisiions : Literally wtf even happens most of the time when we plot but like I love it and it’s always kinda like messed up plots where Ethan is hurt and Stiles is like bby no and yeah no we’re pretty great. basically my weird aunt whom i love thank 

@there-is-blood-on-my-hands : I love clem so much!! and all of our threads give me life and i’m sorry we haven’t talked in a while!!!! but you’re great!!!

@ofconvulsions : the b of my life, I love all of our threads and interacting with you and yaaaass your Erica slays tbh

@ofbansheecries : Mili is basically just the biggest hoe you’re ever going to meet and she sucks and she’s jsut like good at Lydia andd we do all these fantastic plots before disappearing andd she’s also never on her phone

@frenziedvirus : Alex is the southern belle of my life okay. They’re amazing. She like is great. I love her. The beb of my life. The absolute best. Such sweet. Much cute. V nervous all the time but w/e i love them. Idek how we became friends but Alex is blessing love Alex oops

@elegisti : I’m required by law to put her on here, it’s what happens when your irl best friends rp. Otherwise i might get cut. 

People I admire from afar/want to interact with more

@dalphahale @scottsbiitch @scxtthealpha @pupbar @explosivedunbar @lunaticxalpha @sweetscreamer @halevneck @littlebrokensurvivor @burnedking @badassbetaerica @bravehearted @mccallofthewild @sheriffdilf @noonelikeshim @ofreclusion @whycomeback @trueaxpha @fiirstbeta @fiirstchimera @hipsteriisms @allxson @alphachiimera @beingsheriff @scentofarmani @neitherequal @nobodyisbatman @kindahategreenberg @dontmccallmeahero @ididthereading @linewedraw @wasabeliever @screamiiisms @andneverfall @ofcockiness @ofhumaniity @ofbrutalityyy @ethaan @lizard-slave @shriekinglydias @chokingonrosewater @kanimascales @waiiled @warlcck @fadedbluejumpers @deucxlion @venomiized @vengefuldarling

lcsthuman:

#NSFW STILES NOT KNOWING WHO HIS FATHER IS

ofconvulsions:

sheriffdilf:

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She settles him back along the ground,
turning to face the threat. Bones shift
beneath her skin, claws sprout and
teeth elongate as she speaks.

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❛ A little cardio never hurt anyone. 

Of course she could die, again, but Stiles
needed his parents. She knew what being
left alone was like after all, and she wouldn’t
let him live his life like she had hers.

The growling became LOUDER after each second
John hated Erica’s decision,because he knew the
odds and they weren’t at all encouraging.She may
be a werewolf,but that thing looked way stronger

With all the strength he had left he stood up
back still pinned on the wall.He took out his
gun and pointed it at the source of the growling

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I will not let you do this ALONE

selflesspage:

               The world fell apart..didn’t you notice?.❞

Independent roleplay account for the character Karen Page.
▲Mun of age.
▲Multiverse Multiship.
▲Oc friendly.
▲Askbox always open for plotting or any other questions.
▲Written by Olga.

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cauqhtdead:

sheriffdilf:

 Coming from the man who claimed pizza to be a vegetable last week, I’d say it’s an improvement. 

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        You forced me down this path of lies with your raw boiled vegetable diets.Did  you know I almost fainted due to the lack of protein and grease yesterday? ❜

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lcsthuman:

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“Do I have to get a padlock for your wallet now?” Because I’ll do it.”

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        HEY I am the one who’s supposed to do that to you not vice versa.❜

@yourbatmxn replied to your post
I’m gonna shove this up ur anus

what have i created

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